Thursday, September 22, 2005

Who came up with that?

If you're anything like myself, you may sometimes sit around and contemplate things that may be so incredibly profound and thought-provoking, that it may very well be the key to our very existence on this minuscule little grain of sand floating on the never-ending froth of some ridiculousy large ocean, which goes on forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and...(WHACK!) Whoa sorry about that. Tend to zone out every once in a while. Wow, where the hell was I? Oh yeah.
So, I was sitting there, contemplating the fabric of our universe, when all of a sudden a question popped into my head. Who the F*#! came up with the phrase, "I gotta go so bad, my back teeth are floating!"?? I mean, did this person actually experience their own urine getting so backed up inside their bladder, that it made its way all the way up the esophogus, into the mouth? And then the teeth just suddley popped out of the gums, and began floating around inside their mouth like a bunch of baby-ruths in a swimming pool? Use the bushes for goodness sake man! Piss on a baby. Do what ever you gotta do, but sweet holy god, dont float your molars with your own liquid. Not a tic tac in the word is gonna be your friend after that.
This is the kind of shit I think about ALL the time.


Tina said...

I have never ever heard that phrase before. Weird. I have heard the "I have to pee like a racehorse" phrase which I guess that means either you had to hold your pee while running at 40mph or racehorses pee while running because they have no choice? me out here.

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