Monday, September 05, 2005

Not what he seems...


This is a picture of my baby brother. "Adorable"...I know. This picture was actually taken off an old home movie paused at just the right time to capture this wonderful shot. Anyway, whilst converting this picture to a digital composite file so it is able to be immortalized on the glory that is cyberspace, something rather peculiar happened. At the end of the converting process, I got not 1 but 2 files. Curious, I opened the 1st one. What I found was the lovely picture you see above. Then, I opened the 2nd file. And what appeared before my eyes flabbergasted me to the very fiber of my being! I couldn’t believe my eyes! Could it be!? Is my laptop computer actually revealing what I had long since thought was true? Are my suspicions of the last 22 years finally being concluded with actual, concrete, irrefutable proof? Is my dear, sweet, baby brother not what he seems? Is he in fact...not even human!?!



See for yourself...







BEHOLD!! THE TRUTH ABOUT MY BROTHER FINALLY REVEALED!! They all said I was crazy! But this will show'em, this will show'em all!! No longer will I be cast aside as the lunatic I once was! Now I am part of a whole NEW breed of lunacy! You will all bow down before him one day! You will all live in fear! Where as I will go forth, secure in the knowledge that when the world is his, my death will be quick and painless. At least, that what he says anyway...



A small word of advice...see if your siblings are human. It might just clear things up for you.

4 comments:

Jess said...

See, I told you he was cute

Tina said...

See, I tried to rip my brother's face off when he wasn't looking and he just got mad, so that proves it. He's a cyborg!!! and now he knows I know!!

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