Not what he seems...

This is a picture of my baby brother. "Adorable"...I know. This picture was actually taken off an old home movie paused at just the right time to capture this wonderful shot. Anyway, whilst converting this picture to a digital composite file so it is able to be immortalized on the glory that is cyberspace, something rather peculiar happened. At the end of the converting process, I got not 1 but 2 files. Curious, I opened the 1st one. What I found was the lovely picture you see above. Then, I opened the 2nd file. And what appeared before my eyes flabbergasted me to the very fiber of my being! I couldn’t believe my eyes! Could it be!? Is my laptop computer actually revealing what I had long since thought was true? Are my suspicions of the last 22 years finally being concluded with actual, concrete, irrefutable proof? Is my dear, sweet, baby brother not what he seems? Is he in fact...not even human!?!



See for yourself...







BEHOLD!! THE TRUTH ABOUT MY BROTHER FINALLY REVEALED!! They all said I was crazy! But this will show'em, this will show'em all!! No longer will I be cast aside as the lunatic I once was! Now I am part of a whole NEW breed of lunacy! You will all bow down before him one day! You will all live in fear! Where as I will go forth, secure in the knowledge that when the world is his, my death will be quick and painless. At least, that what he says anyway...



A small word of advice...see if your siblings are human. It might just clear things up for you.

Healthy Obsession

Is there such a thing as a "healthy obsession"? I mean you always hear the opposite term. Like in the news or something. You're flipping through the channels trying to find Howard the Duck which is airing for the first time on TBS with the never-before seen added scene in which Howard magically turns into a human, gets to make mad passionate love with Lea Thompson, takes her to this garage in the middle of downtown where Tim Robbins has just finished putting the second coat of wax on his brand new DeLorean, and Howard and Lea steal it to go back in time to put right what once went wrong, but as soon as they are lifted into the air in the hover-converted vehicle and hit 88mph, they crash into a hillside in a giant fireball and they...DIE! I think they decided to cut the scene out ultimately because it was about 20 min into the film when all this happens and George Lucas decided it would be better to let the movie continue in its previously written course. I think his actual words were..."HEY *$%! OFF! I'M GEORGE LUCAS! THIS IS GONNA DO FOR DUCKS WHAT 'STAR WARS' DID FOR LIGHTSABERS!" Anyway, what was I saying? OH YES! Obsessions. Yeah... I don't really have any I don't think. How about you?

Only the beginning...or is it?

Seeing as this is the first of what I am sure will blossom into many interesting, poiniant, topical, insightful, IQ altering posts of the most random things that one could write about, I'd like to take this time to welcome you all to the truly existential quandry that is my mind. Take heed, and beware for you may not like what you find. You may not understand what you find. You may not laugh at what you find. You may not give a @*%! at what you find. Nonetheless, I do welcome you all, and my hope is that I will touch each and every one of you in some way.(and some I hope to touch more than once.) Enjoy your stay, and may the schwartz be with you.